I am sick of Republicans spouting off about Obama's healthcare socialism. Yo, dumbasses, take a look at the last six months of your boy Dubya's "presidency." Do you really think that purchasing (nationalizing) parts of the financial industry isn't a form of socialism? Also, if you want to look a sick 10 year old kid in the face and tell him it's just too bad that his parents make too much money for Medicaid and their parents' combined income of $83,000 (In Minneapolis that's not much. Back home in Wisconsin, it's fine) for their family of four is too much, be my guest; tough cookies they don't have insurance kid. Better luck next time. Right George Will?
On another tangent... I think using talking food in commercials makes me less likely to buy products. It frightens me. Frosted Mini-Wheats, the war zone tomatoes, and the talking chips ahoy cookies do little to make me want to buy products. It reminds me too much of the cluckin' chicken.
I recently found out that two people (one married and the other with a baby on the way) at a place of employment, went into a sick room at work (in the middle of the business day) and performed an act. How the hell does this happen? What is the conversation leading up to this point? Here's my best guess:
Guy co-worker: "Hello, co-worker. How was your weekend?"
Woman co-worker: "Oh, hi! It was great. I really kicked back and relaxed with the hubby. It was wonderful. How about you?"
Guy co-worker: "It was great. I took the girlfriend to lamaze and watched some football. Looks like it's going to be a busy week. Got a lot of work?"
Woman co-worker: "Yeah, but I can handle it. Looks like it's going to be cold again this week."
Guy co-worker: "Yeah, it's brutal. Why do we live here again? HA HA HA?"
Woman co-worker: "HA HA HA! Right?"
Guy co-worker: "Yeah. Well, I suppose I should get going."
Woman co-worker: "Yeah me too...do you want a blowjob?"
Guy co-worker: "Yes. Yes, I do."
the end.
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